Monday, December 19, 2011


So, mom. You think you can block me from getting to the gift wrapping paper by placing your foot in the way? HAHAHAHHAHA! I will just nom on your foot until you move it. Success? I think so. Me and the gift wrapping paper - 1, Mom - 0

Sunday, December 18, 2011


Mommy milk or this thing called solid food? Mommy milk! Hands down!

Friday, December 2, 2011


I like to stick out my tongue. I pretend I am tasting the air like a snake. So :-P

And did you know that if you get up on your hands and knees that you can propel yourself backwards and get places that way? Yeah, I didn't know that either. It is great fun though. You should try it.

Friday, November 25, 2011


A note to Aries (my dog):

Dear Aries,
Dude! You can lick my face and mouth but you move away if I try to nom on your paws? Where is the fairness in this?
Your little dude, Dacian.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011


Booby milk! OMG!! Booby milk! I seriously love my booby milk!!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011


Rocks taste great. However, mangos do not.


Carseats suck. I am convinced they are some sort of modern torture device. Yet, no amount of screaming seems to get me out of it soon enough. I must device an escape plan.